Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Star the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

...Okay, so I'm putting these up. If you can guess it, I'll put your name up!
Have fun!

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1.)Blake says no one
ever really loved him,
They just faked it to get
money from the government

2.)Give us this day,
our daily dose of faux affliction.
Forgive our sins, forged at the pulpit
With forked tongues, selling false sermons.

3.)What's going on?
Could this be my understanding?
It's not your fault,
I was being too demanding.

4.)One more time,
I wanna celebrate.
Oh yeah, can't stop the dancing!

5.)Storming through the party
like my name is El Nino,
When I'm hangin' out drinkin'
in the back of an El Camino.

6.)My goodies,
My goodies,
My goodies,
Not my goodies!

7.)Hey there,
I like your hair.
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there.

8.)I think I'm drowning,
asphyxiated,
I wanna break this spell
that you've created.

9.)The IV and your hospital bed,
this was no accident,
this was a theraputic chain of events.

10.)Who's to know if your
soul will fade at all?
The one you sold to fool the world?
You lost your self
esteem along the way.
"Fake It" by Seether. Guessed by: =BlowtorchForce -

11.)Unsealed, on a porch a letter sat.
And you said, "I wanna leave it again."
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand,
And on the sand, I wanna leave her again.

12.)Stop stalling, make a name for yourself.
Boy, you better put the pen to paper,
Charm your way out.

13.)Picture yourself on a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with caliedascope eyes.

14.)It's these substandard motels
on the corner of 4th and Freemont Street.
Appealing only 'cause
they're just that unappealing.

15.)Joan was quizical,
studied paraphysical science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube,
oh oh oh.

16.)Please leave all overcoats,
canes, and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed.

17.)Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed,
When the lights are dimming,
And your hands are shaking
As you're sliding off your dress?

18.)If I get to know your name,
And if I could get your private number, baby.
All I know is that, to me, you look like
You're lots of fun.
"You Spin Me (Like A Record)" by Dead Or Alive. Guessed by =BlowtorchForce -

19.)I am he, as you are he, as you are me,
and we are all together.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,
See how they run. I'm cryyyyyin'.

20.)It's close to midnight,
and somethin' evil's lurking in the dark.
Under the moonlight, you see a sight
that almost stops your heart.
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson. Guessed by =BlowtorchForce -

21.)When I got to the party,
they gave me a forty.
And I must've been thirsty,
'cause I drank it so quickly.

22.)Well if you wanted honesty,
That's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down,
Or have you go.
It's better off this way.

23.)Now I'm of consenting age
To be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a
burlesque queen
may even ask my name.

24.)There's something that I
Can't quite explain.
I'm so in love with you,
You never take that away.

25.)We watch you,
your expert double exes.
It's so like you to
Paint those whiter fences.
It's so polite, it's so polite,
It's offensive, it's offensive.

26.)I wish I never left you behind,
If only I could just push rewind.
Now that you're over me,
Now that you're over me, yeah.
Why was I blind to see?

27.)Watch your mouth, oh oh oh,
Because your speech is slurred enough
that you just might swallow your tongue.

28.)I'm just a normal boy,
Who sank when I fell overboard.
My ship would leave the country,
But I'd rather swim ashore.

29.)I hear you on the radio,
You permeate my screen.
It's unkind but, if I met you
In a scissor fight, I'd cut off
both your wings, on principle alone.

30.)Get your rollerskates, ya'll!
Drop it low! C'mon, touch your toes!
Oh girl, no hands!
It's a rollerskate jam!